Ruth Today Podcast Ruth Today Podcast The following is a reverse-chronological listing of the Ruth Today podcast episodes featuring Ruth Koscielak, Kevyn Burger, and James Matheson. The descriptions for the podcast were taken from, so some of them may be inaccurate and/or missing. I've tried to upload the episodes I have and will add direct links to them as I find them.

132 Podcast May 13, 2013

Musings on Mother's Day, another Michael Jackson accuser, baby betting in Britain, who are the most trusted Americans, snails are scary in Austin, a couple of movie reviews, and the most boring this Kevyn has every done.

131 Podcast May 1, 2013

6 to 9 inches of snow on May Day, a dream for guys who hate to do laundry, the Crab Festival, the latest Michael Jackson trial, is it the end of scrapbooking, those carnies will fool you, and would you do this to get a raise at work?

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A podcast at long last, F bombs on TV, is Paltrow really the most beautiful, news about the latest reality shows, Halley Berry, Reese Witherspoon and Ozzie Osbourne in the news, our strange weather including thunder sleet, and tips on how not to get mugged or raped.

129 Podcast March 20, 2013

Happy first day of sping, NCAA bracket fun, the 16th season of Dancing with the Stars,what James doesn't want to do on St. Patty's day next year, the Weiner is back, how to handle an asteroid heading your way, and Coke had another new beverage.

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Those red Papal shoes, an e-cigarette gets James in trouble, Rachel Ray's newest product, the worst name you could possibly ever had, what a 6th grader started sharing at school, USA Today searches for the worst school mascots, and Ruth's favorite new product for your toddler.

127 Podcast February 28, 2013

What Kevyn and Ruth thought of the Oscars and Oscar fashion, Downton Abbey diversity, a new thing for James to worry about, a Twin is having twins, really stupid criminals, shark eats man.

126 Podcast February 21, 2013

Downton Abbey's shocking conclusion, Academy Awards predictions, remembering the high school yearbooks, operation safety cap, is Kate Middleton a jointed doll, it's never too late to change your lifestyle, and a good experience at Best Buy!

125 Podcast February 14, 2013

Break ups on Valentine's, the Heart Attack Grill, love locks, how to prevent hacking, New York fashion week, the latest teenage problem, the strangest place for a meth lab, marital compatibility, and Kate Middleton's bump photos.

124 Podcast February 6, 2013

Superbowl sexiness, Bachelor villians, today's number one job for women, the horseburger scandel, where nudity is accepted, a review of Quartet, a doctor's patient comments on Facebook, the newest fashion trend in England, the perfect girl for James, and the pizza thief's sob story.

123 Podcast February 1, 2013 Feb. 1, 2013

A Downton Abbey shocker, Kevyn's digital leap, what are apple pickers doing, we talk catfishing, a researcher claims there is no such thing as everlasting love, Washington state searches for a special consultant, there will be coughing and barking and an abrupt ending to the show!

122 Podcast January 17, 2013 Jan. 17, 2013

Ruth, James and Kevyn return after a holiday break, Downton Abbey also returns, what happens when your phone breaks, it's coyote mating season, kissing Michael Douglas, that's very analog, the dog with health insurance and memories of the vibrating bed.

121 Podcast December 19, 2012 Dec. 19, 2012

Kevyn goes Christmas shopping, a surprising new theory on why the French live longer, an Easy Bake Oven controversy, Kate Middleton is on the mend, mysteries of the McRib and why it's back so rarely, James reviews the new Hobbit movie, and what about those doomsday predictions for December 21.

120 Podcast December 13, 2012 Dec. 13, 2012

Ruth is reconsidering, we share some Papal tweets, James and the boomerang car, the most popular show on TV, why are we playing Norah Jones today, the Santa question, will you re-gift this holiday, Anne Hathaway is miserable, and what you need to know about hotel issues.

119 Podcast December 8, 2012 Dec. 8, 2012

A Duchess health update on retching, the Life of Pi, James deals with bath crashers at the Mall of America, should the Pope really be tweeting, Mitt Romney's new job, a strange new internet craze that has Austrian farmers upset, new TV shows including the United States of Bacon, and ...

118 Podcast November 27, 2012 Nov. 27, 2012

Ruth and Kevyn are so done with Black Friday and Cyber Monday, don't watch Two and A Half Men, another reason for James to fear flying, Lindsay Lohan in Liz and Dick, James gets in touch with his inner Norski, men are secret dieters, and bad sound effects.

117 Podcast November 20, 2012 Nov. 20, 2012

Black Friday and Thanksgiving NAP spectacular, is it ever worth it to line up on Black Friday, the dried oatmeal paste diet, Brian Epstein gets some respect, save our Hostess products, why Kevyn is glad men don't carry purses, World Toilet Day, Kirstie Alley kisses and tells, and the warnings ...

116 Podcast November 14, 2012 Nov. 13, 2012

What do cheaters do, all about General Patreus and the sex scandal, James has trouble seeing Skyfall, the sexiest man alive now, she's a daywalker, lack of voter participation, a paint sample quiz from Kevyn, underwear for Jon Hamm, don't search for that cell phone signal, and why Pepsi is ...

115 Podcast November 8, 2012 Nov. 8, 2012

Etiquette at the Bob Dylan concert, Facebook friend issues after the election, a movie James should never go see, the original Dina Lohan, two new fashion trends, the California Lotto winner, and oddities of the English language.

114 Podcast November 1, 2012 Nov. 1, 2012

How you know someone had a memorable Halloween, Hurricane Sandy and election reflections, it's raining chair legs, how much caffeine would it take to kill you, Twitter trouble, retail shopping in the future, would you bet on this, the worst passwords of all time, Ruth has something in common with ...

113 Podcast October 25, 2012 Oct. 24, 2012

Blue bags or red bags, the pivot, breaking the mirror, A-Grow-Bics, Downton Abbey's cougar, the bathroom art project, remembering Baby Jessica, it's inspired by Kate Middleton, does your job make the world a better place, Big Tex bites the dust, which state has the lowest and highest voter turnout, and ...

112 Podcast October 19, 2012 Oct. 19, 2012

Invasion of box elder bugs, halloween pumpkins and the economy, guys doing Zumba, Newsweek going digital, James is attracted to Marie Osmond, the newest reality show on Lifetime, truly bizarre state fair foods, the world's oldest dad, taking raw meat to the doctor, and the strangest way to run a ...

111 Podcast October 8, 2012 Oct. 8, 2012

What Ruth says she's giving up for good, Kevyn's big move, French beekeepers, more weird celebrity baby names, Law and Order SVU addicts, what does it take to do TV news, a review of a movie and some new and old TV shows, and what it's like to be a ...

110 Podcast September 28, 2012 Sept. 28, 2012

The merry trio is back, Ruth is right legged now, tales from the care center, I just come for the food, James has a bizarre accident, self-driving cars from Google, the SVU channel all day everyday, the gait belt, would you pay more for a kid free flight, the Bachelor ...

109 Podcast September 10, 2012 Sept. 10, 2012

Making podcast history--we record our very first live show! The candy-fication of corn, when 85 is the speed limit, the table that was part of the divorce settlement, what do we call the last decade, Campaign 2016 begins (and not a moment too soon!), driving fast, what James wants in ...

108 Podcast September 4, 2012 Sept. 4, 2012

A ruthless podcast as Kevyn and James explain the interruption in your podcast service. James whoops and Kevyn tackles an unlicensed rear ender, the search for a listener named Patella, who decides the world's best donuts, on the road with Bob Dylan who talks but doesn't chat, life's unexpected holes, ...

107 Podcast August 8, 2012 Aug. 7, 2012

We celebrate an unusual national holiday, what makes you feel old, now that's powerful tweeting, Dancing with the Stars all-stars, a surprising way that James could attract a woman, the Jackson family instigator, Will Ferrell reacts to the Twilight romance break up, Justin Bieber insults Prince William, the answer to ...

106 Podcast July 31, 2012 July 31, 2012

Summer Olympics Opening ceremony snafu, drama in women's gymnastics, what is baby corn anyway, Ruth and Kevyn don't live together anymore, a celebrity with an odd phobia, the Jackson family mess, advice about Linked In, a zombie update, Jon Bon Jovi's odd endorsement, James talks poisonous snakes, spiders and fire ...

105 Podcast July 20, 2012 July 19, 2012

James goes to his family reunion, what Alec Baldwin's new wife did not know about him, the hissing, snapping turtles of the Boundary Waters, Kevyn reviews the Dark Knight Rises, five social media companies that have flamed out, Yahoo boss Marissa Myers is not a feminist, the latest news about ...

104 Podcast July 13, 2012 July 12, 2012

A show dedicated to the givers, Friday the 13th advice, remembering 80's fashions, hot baby names, phantom vibration syndrome, guess who's turning 70, Sunshine Boys and Xanadu, Wild and Gone Girl, hot baby names, James is fried, surprising facts about smart phones and texting, who's that guy in 21 Jump ...

103 Podcast July 8, 2012 July 7, 2012

James and Ruth are on the road for the 2012 Independence Party, we talk with Mike Rinder, the former international spokesperson for the Church of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard and how leadership passed to current leader David Miscavige, Scientology fundraising tactics, what are squirrel busters, behind the scenes of the ...

102 Podcast July 2, 2012 July 2, 2012

Is it hot enough for you, the TomKat divorce compared with the Tom Cruise/Nicole Kidman divorce, how to defunk your junk, Bronies love the hairy horses. where are the vainest cities in America, the paper bag full of cash, what would our ancestors think of us, Ruth reviews Hysteria, James ...

101 Podcast June 25, 2012 June 24, 2012

Kevyn takes the helm, our faithful minions, life, liberty and the pursuit of pleasure, the least powerful footwear, Ruth visits St. Catherine University to discuss how to be an informed voter, ending the horrors of cat boredom, why we're glad we're not young anymore, mixed messages from Minnesota Twin Joe ...

100 Podcast June 18, 2012 June 17, 2012

Our 100th show celebration, thank you Fred and Tami and ieditweb, the infinity dress, Ruth hands out gifts for James and Kevyn, the latest trend in the delivery room, exhausted and dehydrated, Rodney King's strange demise, fun facts to know and tell about Antartica and Canada, James goes to the ...

99 1/2 Podcast June 11, 2012 June 10, 2012

It's nearly the Podcasting Diamond Jubilee, congratulations Bob Dylan, James goes to the Boundary Waters, London celebrates Queen Elizabeth, the bridal round-up including Drew Barrymore and Kelsey Grammer, words to avoid using online, your home town friend, the wagon of wine, Kevyn attends a completion ceremony, and Ruth finds a ...

99 Podcast June 4, 2012 June 4, 2012

Another first--we attempt disco karoke with Bad Girls, the french door to no where, Kevyn had her best mother's day ever, why God created mothers, Ruth gives James and Kevyn a French quiz and James does NOT pass, Willa howling in the background, Ruth's painting trip to Provence and the ...

98 Podcast May 25, 2012 May 25, 2012

I'm OK, You're OK, questions that women should never ask a man, a rare corporate pat on the back, strange dog fears, the two meals that James refuses to order, "Life As We Know It", no insurance--no problem, Ruth's favorite joint in Grand Marais, someday I may want to go ...

97 Podcast May 5, 2012 May 5, 2012

A special Cinco de Mayo NAP, our take on the Senser verdict, Pancho Villa, avacado: fruit or vegetable, what James has in common with Larry "wide stance" Craig, the dickie hickey, Anderson Cooper goes too far, the burnt nipple, review of The Avengers, and Ruth's French accent again.

96 April 30, 2012 April 30, 2012

James has a query, the pleasure of sneezing, the green fairy vs. the blue fairy, Kevyn shops for vintage clothes, what to text to get a date, the salmon pig, we have a winner, James is in court, and the characteristics of great bosses.

95 April 23, 2012 April 23, 2012

Kevyn returns, Ruth et al., gifts from Amsterdam, casting a shadow, the whistling knife, cash money, we're weanies now, classes you could take at the folk school in Grand Marais, a Christmas cactus, 3 documentary recommendations, Dick Clark is still dead, the $2.00 taco, we attempt a round a podcast ...

94 April 16, 2012 April 16, 2012

Jim Cunningham is a special guest host, we want a firepit, always be closing, fallen away Catholics, James is to Ruth Today what alcohol was to Dean Martin, the Isle of Solomon, use probity in a sentence, the SAT or the ACT, and he's still trying to catch up.

93 Podcast April 9, 2012 April 9, 2012

Ruth and Kevyn talk like their dogs, James is going pro, withholding viagra, the change satchel, a juicy new celebrity tell all, we could have edited this but we didn't, new tornado warnings, will we watch The Killing, drug seeking behavior, the lost Princess Diana photograph, how to hold a ...

92 Podcast April 2, 2012 April 2, 2012

The coffee crisis, Titanic 3D and what Kate Winslet doesn't want to see or hear, we're gonna pay for this, the "James way", no take aways from American Pie Reunion, the Lotto line, a captive audience, you complete me, Cable TV ratings that might surprise you, Kevyn is just one ...

91 Podcast March 26, 2012 March 26, 2012

Show from our kitchen table II, we don't want to pay for Dick Cheney's heart transplant, the loophole lawyer, Kevyn's Facebook argument about Katniss, James seeks our advice on a ticket, the Pope's sombrero, too hip for the room, is a Bed and Breakfast ever a good idea, the "male" ...

90 Podcast March 19, 2012 March 19, 2012

Our lunch with Sgt. Dave, Ruth's sidekicks, shamrock shake recipe, people will steal anything, a Downton Abbey update, olfactory dining, the smoking loophole, Muskrat love, Ruth on a stick, more Facebook conversations, my mom's new puppy, we'll pay for this, and death by cinnamon.

89 Podcast March 11, 2012 March 10, 2012

Ruth reviews Friends with Kids, our worst blind dates, the all day drinking trip, Justin Bieber's Minnesota connection, who said it Mitt Romney or Mr. Burns, are you related to me, an odd drug side effect, go see grandma, James doesn't like the way they price things, and how to ...

88 Podcast March 5, 2012 March 5, 2012

The missing show, James on a plane, we've lost our first Monkee, the Bachelor harness, Will Power vs. Lead Bottom, the copper chopper, seed spreading, don't eat that cookie, Ruth barks and sings, guess the happiest and most miserable states, and the latest fashions we won't be wearing.

87 Podcast February 20, 2012 Feb. 20, 2012

Celebrating Mardi Gras, it's digitalized, type O personalities, humans with tails, don't Google that, cab menus in Vegas, when electronic cigarettes backfire, we miss dialing, things we've learned at the movies, Academy Awards predictions, skin tags, silver surfers and goldies, recalling emails, and how do you extend your life.

86 Podcast February 13, 2012 Feb. 13, 2012

The Enquirer called it, Twitter breaks the news of Whitney Houston's death, who is Sparkle, favorite moments at the Grammy Awards, get the camera off Glen Campbell, the Koscielak Players reenact a fight on Facebook, Ruth's bag tirade, why James hates Valentine's Day, and the Ruth Today Downton Abbey Tour.

85 Podcast February, 6, 2012 Feb. 6, 2012

Madonna, Clint and Super Bowl stuff, cats with bows, the Demi Moore diet, coupons we will never use, meeting at the dog park, Ruth won't bet, adopting your girlfriend, a Jason Wu Target event, romance in Europe, Kennedy's intern, sitting by the smelly guy, a review of Woman in Black., ...

84 Podcast January 30, 2012 Jan. 30, 2012

Our new motto, "Get sucked in", a Downton Abbey update, why Elizabeth McGovern left Hollywood, stealing from Unicef, what's in that sandtrap, rough necks, accepting our Nobel prize, lark vs. owl, the Iron Lady, Mc Donalds tweets go wrong, and remembering Schultz.

83 Podcast January 24, 2012 Jan. 24, 2012

The Bob Barker road trip, pushing through the pain, Heidi Klum and Seal ask us to respect their privacy, Hobbit hair, I thought you were Dale, Aretha cancels her wedding, Sandusky's statement about Paterno, the perfect job for James, Madonna in half gloves, and the worst p.r. move ever!

82 Podcast January 16, 2012 Jan. 16, 2012

Welcome to the fold, two things the French cannot say, Amish James, Golden Globe Awards,erasers in your nose, too old for cowgirl clothes, mean but not vicious, the mouse in the Mountain Dew, and the old man catalog.

81 Podcast January 9, 2012 Jan. 9, 2012

Mr. Twitter, the mountain lion proposal, pear-shaped diamonds, tricking the pioneers, something new to worry about, Ruth's rebound, what's wrong with our homeless, memories of Bridgeman's, new tatoo for James, plane throat, cart vs. basket, he's not going to the White House, and Ruth's favorite divorce.

80 Podcast January 3, 2012 Jan. 3, 2012

Happy New Year, Oprah vs. Chopra, scandals of 2011, things that are gone forever, James at 40, pagan babies, shrimp on the balcony, Kenny B., herpetologist, don't open that email, German nudists, baths vs. showers, cranky crocodiles, kiddie tasers, and the meditation video game.

79 Podcast December 28, 2011 Dec. 28, 2011

Our Christmas recap and holiday returns, the gifts we gave each other, smoking the ham, celebrity break ups, holiday movie reviews: Girl With The Dragon Tatoo, Tin Tin, and Mission Impossible, Sinead O'Connor's 4th wedding, frequent bingo card, camo negligee, DeNiro's a new daddy, murder by beads, and Sam Shepard's ...

78 Podcast December 19, 2011 Dec. 18, 2011

Our Christmas crossroads, Jesus in the lockerroom, the layaway fairy, Merry Christmas Kobe, Ruth imitates a cat in heat, a joint statement, Larry King's final wish, girl bling, Cinderella at the Ordway, the butter smuggler, God is busy, a political scandal fill in the blanks and the toilet paper scam.

77 Podcast December 13, 2011 Dec. 12, 2011

Our first ever show from the kitchen table, an early Christmas celebration for James, tasting Mary Janes, are you safe at home, Lady Gaga in Vanity Fair, new organ donor rules, shopping at Walgreens, wearing pajamas when you work at home, gambling for mom, I don't understand what anyone is ...

76 Podcast December 6, 2011 Dec. 6, 2011

Ruth's zipper merge, eating Coors, the life of Reilly, life lessons from Star Trek, swag, a new olympic sport, communists muppets, words of the year, we announce our dinner winner, your permanent medical record, being invisible at the boy girl party, Professor Munchies, and the perfect Christmas gift.

75 Podcast November 28, 2011 Nov. 28, 2011

Black Friday waffle iron riots and other tales from the front lines, popping the cork for our 75th, the Bob Marley cake, biting out the baby, fierce new names, meat and fruit, what men will do to get out of a chick flick, holiday movie reviews, Ashton Kutcher selling cameras, ...

74 Podcast November 21, 2011 Nov. 21, 2011

Natalie Wood's final cruise, Ruth's bizarre celebrity death quiz, really bad press for Ashton Kutcher, Black Friday fun with the holiday hoards, are you my uncle daddy, dog talking, Billy Crystal is back, and a common contractor complaint.

73 Podcast November 14, 2011 Nov. 14, 2011

Customer service hostages at Cub and Herbergers, Jerry Sandusky's autobiography will make you cringe, how to spell phlegm, naked sushi, the cranberry incident, stories from explorer Ann Bancroft, the meaning of flushed and florid, a Bro quiz, and donate by December 1.

72 Podcast November 7, 2011 Nov. 7, 2011

Butter for your ears, Call of Duty, dressing your age, James goes for the rebound, the intimate department, John Lennon's tooth, tool belt bride, Ruth beat boxes, Daniel Craig's blue trunks, can you return undies, bone shaped food, the Letterman defense, no fruit in my beer, and when does black ...

71 Podcast November 2, 2011 Nov. 2, 2011

Pie charts of the mind, beavers vs. polar bears, grandpa slips Ruth a key, Fatty McFatterson, blooming chocolate, James will pay for the stadium, pass me the caulk, the deer population of Rochester, cute but painful shoes, bad Halloween treats of our youth, too lazy to read, and Kevyn enjoys ...

70 Podcast October 26, 2011 Oct. 26, 2011

Steve Jobs bio, clean Canadians, get on the pole, Xander's daddy, Ruth in a Burka, the electronic whip at Disneyland, the "A" talent, gypsy heaven, a puck in the net, how old is elderly, why James should not buy a storage unit, two SuperFans to keep in your prayers, and ...

69 Podcast October 18, 2011 Oct. 18, 2011

Show 69! Kevyn's Hairspray role, who spilled the soup, Maxine, valve stem, Barry Manilow's diet tips, poncho advice, relax your jaw, Clooney is the man who cannot be alone, those Norwegian Royals, the powers of pineapple juice, Beyonce pregnancy pillow, and final words of wisdom from Ruth.

68 Podcast October 11, 2011 Oct. 11, 2011

Netflix CEO eats crow, corporate name changes, know your breasts, hit by a speeding antelope, butt-toning and other examples of confabulation, James' car date, reminders from hot guys, the dummy button, the curious celebrity of Jared, see Hairspray at the Chan, marathoner gives birth, and the mystery of Baby Babu.

67 Podcast October 4, 2011 Oct. 4, 2011

Hank Williams Jr. won't be singin' on Monday night anymore, cell phone etiquette, affliction shirts, hot tub worthy, nobody doesn't like Sara Lee, medical ethics, hitting the head with Martha, cat rasslin', upcoming celebrity memoirs, Michael Jackson trial APP, new fashion trends for fall, and Kevyn hits the stage October ...

66 Podcast September 27, 2011 Sept. 27, 2011

Nancy Grace pops out on Dancing with the Stars, our first Cavalia ticket winner,a dream job for James, goodbye hot pockets, why Kevyn has the gift of gab, Moneyball, get the garbage out, professional laugher, man pretty, a PayPal scammer, tasty dog treats, have you had an encounter with Governor ...

65 Podcast September 20, 2011 Sept. 20, 2011

Cavalia ticket giveaway details, don't ask don't tell Anderson Cooper, a couple of corporate boo boos, new things to worry about, something women are losing interest in, ice cream truck music, old ex-wives tales, Orsythia, hitting the fence, loaded questions, Charlie Sheen, bee allergies, paintball problems, Betsy McCall, good news ...

64 Podcast September 13, 2011 Sept. 13, 2011

J. Lo has a boyfriend, just how lazy are we, grudge babies, drop kicked to Mars, please call me zha-cleen, James and the pheromones, pronouncing coupon, AOL Huffington Post and Patch, shopping for deer hunting season, bloodrunner, rage broadheads, exposed vitals, smelling like Kim, and the household-debt crisis.

63 Podcast September 6, 2011 Sept. 6, 2011

Imported jam from Canada, other duties as assigned, the fear game, David's little toe nail, Kevyn is hotter than Ruth, the toothbrush state, the British food quiz, he's spending more time with his family, Char's sneaky marketing, Ruth's performance anxiety, and the truth will set you free.

62 Podcast August 31, 2011 Aug. 30, 2011

Taking your teeth out at the fair, biggest boar's bottom, anger on the state fair bus, James and Ruth review the Happy Together show at the grandstand, Ronnie Milsap is still alive, America's hat, plane home from Vegas, secret service code names, Van's van, love that texture, and the wisdom ...

61 Podcast August 24, 2011 Aug. 23, 2011

Let's be honest, Ruth's favorite news story, how to interpret code words, don't take my Kodachrome away, jumpsuits of the future, why do we call them anchors, a Kardashian free zone, details on a messy divorce, advice from Nancy Drew, and our State Fair--come and see us at the By ...

60 Podcast August 16, 2011 Aug. 15, 2011

Bawdy Kevyn, the corn feed, why does James have parchment paper, Boy George update, bats, Ronnie Milsap--dead or alive, allspice in her purse and a ziploc full of green beans, the fishnet shirt, are you the young Elvis or the old Elvis, apes not monkeys, Neil Diamond Hot August Night, ...

59 Podcast August 9, 2011 Aug. 8, 2011

Wake me up before you . . .huh, Kevyn is carrying a book without pictures, State Fair memories, the litter bug quiz, plugola and payola, James has a strange machine in his house, that's our Michelle, RICO to go, why Ruth loves the fibbies, and profound wisdom about money.

58 Podcast August 1, 2011 July 31, 2011

Mixing the bloody mary, 30 years of MTV, freebies for James, the first no frills airline, into the void, gutter tipper, mocked by the homeless, milk and PMS, Chem Lawn, academy award for lust, the french girl's visit and bricks should not float.

57 Podcast July 26, 2011 July 26, 2011

Bad perms, Guadalupe's email, honeymoon donuts, houses of our childhood, boxcars, adam and eve on a raft, niche markets for greeting cards, gay love on the sports page, the lazy man's state fair ride, always wash first, the intern question, and we will come to your house and set you ...

56 Podcast July 19, 2011 July 18, 2011

Butter melting hot, the widow maker, James and the jay, the drum solo, seagulls at the post office, baby elephant walk, the Threshold Generation, backing up the truck, Rupert Murdoch's wife leaps to his defense, are the rest stops open yet, how many divorces are too many for J. Lo, ...

55 Podcast July 12, 2011 July 11, 2011

Technical difficulties, laid off state worker seeks same, Roseanne's Nuts, an unusual crime scene, the sniff test, a fashion don't for men, the news you can't make up, tagging the baby, no rest for the weary, and Ruth needs to speak with Sandy and Jill about some inadequate laundry habits.

54 Podcast July 7, 2011 July 6, 2011

Blinking the lights, ex-husbands and dog poop, did he say Kool Aid, cocking vs. caulking, Ruth will not be setting herself on fire, new indignities for postal workers, getting someone to change your vacuum cleaner bag, lizard on a stick, chocolate covered corn dogs, and a listener wins a By ...

53 Podcast June 29, 2011 June 28, 2011

Ruth meets Lassie, rated M, the war to end all wars, wet sanding, Diana today, lurking listeners, Kevyn's version of Lunesta, reporting and repeating, lesbian dogs, playing with pain, the Prince's wedding reception band, stories from court, and James superglues a body part.

52 Podcast June 21, 2011 June 20, 2011

The Batman Suite, Ruth forgets attending a Springsteen concert, The Killing cliffhanger, James drops his copy, it seems easy until you try to do it, new rules to live by, the love corner, Amy Milkhouse, painting in the rain, would Lincoln be a Republican today, and an ecstatic fan.

51 Podcast June 17, 2011 June 16, 2011

Kevyn's waiting for her musical moment, there's a Canadian wiener, customers vs. guests, John Edward's mug shot, Ruth's mom is a virgin, Swedish mammograms, would you stay with the prince, James likes Tangled, fun facts about Karl Malden, and red, white and blue jello.

50 Podcast June 8, 2011 June 8, 2011

Our 50th show, the weiner the world awaits, cooking with bourbon, breast feeding at the ape house, remember the Alamo, black noise, the uncored apple pie, Kevyn could be a kidnapper, the Buckeye football scandal, and a review of pajama jeans.

49 Podcast May 31, 2011 May 30, 2011

James is certified, the mole man, garbologists, who advertises in the phone book, dial a blond, Tammy vs. Gidget, the rules for gentlemen, grease monkeys, who has thin skulls, irrational fears, political cat fight, Kevyn does a celebrity impression, and the subway dress.

48 Podcast May 26, 2011 May 25, 2011

Storm stories, don't diss Oprah, drive-in movies, How the West Was Won, James sells product, Grand Marais donut update, the sperminator likes plain women, gastric bypass advice, Larry King's retirement plans, a former governor's comments about a former governor, what not to do on a first date, and psychopaths in ...

47 Podcast May 19, 2011 May 18, 2011

Our last podcast before the Rapture, Ruth's hand puppet, virile vs. viral, buffing the social network, how could the Schwartzenegger Shriver story get worse, a SuperFan from Thailand, what the french think, an extreme scandal, Disney VHS tapes, cheese cutting, books from the 1970's, Oprah's long good bye, and Cat ...

46 Podcast May 11, 2011 May 10, 2011

High cotton, snort producing, BFJGFU, the rom com that wasn't, the retaining wall that didn't, road apples, soffit and fascia, babydoll pajamas, origins of the powder room, the lost peahen, termination of the terminator's marriage, the lonely goatherd, pronouncing Milwaukee, and someone known for her twins names her twins.

45 Podcast May 3, 2011 May 2, 2011

Royal Wedding best and worst dressed, see you in hell, what heaven will be like, Uncle Gary, snake warning, Ruth wants a towel, we sing Elton John, head pieces, super duper pooper, apron strings, why your son should take up musical theater, cowboys and doctors, and Ruth is going to ...

44 Podcast April 28, 2011 April 27, 2011

Royal Wedding excitement, scones and crumpets, James gets a body scan, the poison gland, love kept them together, Ruth on a balance beam, Classical Gas, Kevyn sings Chinese, is it the new clear bra or the nuclear bra, Ruth's clown mouth, costumed waiters are the best and what's in your ...

43 Podcast April 20, 2011 April 19, 2011

Our first year anniversary, Ruth's 45 case, pawn shop nude photos, Bennigan's show prep, Dog the Bounty Hunter, you would, menage a trois, James' therapy, Ruth and Kevyn act out a celebrity altercation, keeping it dirty, cleavage detector, exasperated sighs, and our first Pod Person!

42 Podcast April 13, 2011 April 13, 2011

Tools of seduction, James makes a stink over fast food, Ruth's learning moment, Aidrondack Kings, getting money from your credit card company, running into Bob Crane and Willard Scott, an Applebee's oops, being hung, keeping it in reserve and how Kevyn bonded with Larry Flynt.

41 Podcast April 6, 2011 April 6, 2011

Swedish newlyweds, the testicle inspector, Kevyn and Ruth spend a night on the town, the Nuremburger, my favorite monkey, full frontal Oscar winners and Jon Voight before he was a Republican, the first dog, toe nail fungus, and something unexpected about orchids.

40 Podcast March 30, 2011 March 30, 2011

Why Cleopatra cost so much, BFF's and VGL's, online dating code words, toe dipping, who you gonna call, love my hog, speed it up and dumb it down, MS Magazine, washing your underwear, Mildred Pierce, tell me if you've heard this one, and smelling skunks and rotten meat.

39 Podcast March 23 March 23, 2011

Taco rage, memories of Liz Taylor, Harry Hunters, dorky real names, the star who didn't know she was fat, a trip to the Wild game, George Washington's toothache, Ruth's online date, what the Brits call Justin Timberlake, and a meet up for Ruth Today?

38 Podcast March 16, 2011 March 16, 2011

James on high alert, Clamato, Paul Harvey, culottes, mugs and fishes, 'roid rage, the bird bath martini, Gallagher vs. Carrot Top, starching her pillowcases, the Charlie Sheen Tour, we're softening your arteries and absolutely nothing about the Bachelor.

37 Podcast March 8, 2011 March 8, 2011

Happy Fat Tuesday, what is a manther, my saint is better than your saint, skin in the game, don't order the Lamb McSpicy, spelling Koscielak, big headed people, the catalog you can't show at work, and Ruth's senior moment.

36 Podcast March 2, 2011 March 2, 2011

Oscar fashion and hair commentary, Kevyn makes kissing sounds, the fast track to Nashville, our favorite Charlie Sheen quotes, Ruth sings Michael Jackson songs, the appropriate use of profanity, Dancing with the Stars with no stars, sexual harrasser number two, and the Hoarders Channel.

35 Podcast February 24, 2011 Feb. 24, 2011

James covers the waterfront, a visit to Elvis' Vegas Suite, the dirt on Ernie, who owns Babe Ruth's Championship ring, mean girls in the convent, an expensive haircut that costs a lot, Ruth waits on a terrorist in a gift shop, and Kevyn's got the powa.

34 Podcast February 16 Feb. 16, 2011

The first clue your friend is out of work, grouping men ala the Westminister dog show, James offends alcoholics, in bed, bad dad Billy--he didn't know, Mage's purple suit, why Ruth wants a shorter man, slippery slippers, Grammy Show fashion, Different Strokes and strokes.

33 Podcast February 10, 2011 Feb. 10, 2011

Ruth's birthday celebration, a new celebrity feud, what is a todger, James accidentally goes to a Wisconsin bar during the Super Bowl, our critique of the half time show and commercials, rabid raccoons, an update from our Egyptian Superfan, international dinner guests, and what did Kevyn lose?

33 Podcast February 10, 2011 Feb. 10, 2011

Ruth's birthday celebration, a new celebrity feud, what is a todger, James accidentally goes to a Wisconsin bar during the Super Bowl, our critique of the half time show and commercials, rabid raccoons, an update from our Egyptian Superfan, international dinner guests, and what did Kevyn lose?

32 Podcast February 2, 2011 Feb. 1, 2011

Who shot Kelly Preston, things you don't want to buy with coupons, sex in the abbey, concern about Cairo Linda, why James could be a murder suspect, Internet dating ads, what is mudlarking, and Kevyn's connection to Martin Sheen.

31 Podcast January 26, 2011 Jan. 26, 2011

James and the impound lot, Polish Monopoly, fun facts about Jack LaLanne, the words you'll never hear on American Idol, Kevyn tale from the dog food lane, why fishies hate snakey, ant farms, Chinese parenting, and big news about Girl Scout cookies!

30 Podcast January 18, 2010 Jan. 18, 2011

A visit to Grand Marais, Ruth on a ladder, the Golden Globes, what is a gestational carrier, Kevyn's dream job, shoplifting stories, James anticipates Valentine 's Day, team mascots guide sports betting strategy and will the real Ruth Koscielak please stand up?

29 Podcast January 12, 2011 Jan. 12, 2011

Not gonna talk about that, Ted Williams the homeless guy, great radio mispronunciations, do you remember your first kiss, why Ruth's sister wants to set her couch on fire, playing possum, Owen Wilson's mystery girlfriend, James wants to see what's in your storage unit.

28 Podcast January 5, 2011 Jan. 5, 2011

Our dirtiest show ever--message to the parents of James--do NOT listen to this one! A plea to our International fan base, twice baked potatoes, famous people we've dreamed about, personal wedding showers, why James wants to go to Las Vegas, the most disturbing commercial on TV, iPhone snafus, Turducken, and ...

27 Podcast December 29, 2010 Dec. 29, 2010

Our final 2010 show, James shops for women's underwear, an 18 hour drive, aspiring beer models who die suddenly, the 4th Amendment, Ruth's favorite news story of the year, a surprise from Kevyn, and our New Year's resolutions.

26 Podcast December 21, 2010 Dec. 21, 2010

Our Christmas show, fun facts about Canada from the Duchess, Macy's elves, our second prize winner rocks on, the monkey on Kevyn's back, blackmail in Britain, animal husbandry, mystery gifts (not Barbies) and is flying first class really better? Or course it is!

25 Podcast December 14, 2010 Dec. 14, 2010

Snowstorm stories--I blame Kevyn, why James is buying pantyhose, Golden Globe nominations, banana guards, angry Christmas shoppers, what Miley Cyrus is smoking and what Dr. Drew says about her.

24 Podcast December 7, 2010 Dec. 7, 2010

Illness update, Facebook scams, the Comcast outage, It's a Wonderful Life, the curse of the royal ring, Michael Douglas update from Disneyworld, dryer lint, Kevyn's travel plans, "The Hasselhoffs", National Enquirer updates, a strange story about Joey Bishop.

23 Podcast December 1, 2010 Dec. 1, 2010

Ruth's lungs, Kevyn's Texas memories of the day they dug up Lee Havey Oswald, James'miniscus, Fran Lebowitz, movie reviews of Burlesque, Love and Other Drugs, and Tangled, more about the royal ring, fondue and "schwing".

22 Podcast November 23, 2010 Nov. 23, 2010

Royal engagement ring, Don Shelby's many wives, Ruth and Kevyn share typing class stories, James loves gadgets, the Pope and condoms, the Polish Pope, Black Friday and Pink Thursday, James reveals a scarring incident, and Ruth goes to San Francisco. Special guest appearance by Mrs. Roger R. Rodgers.

21 Podcast November 8, 2010 Nov. 8, 2010

Bingo! deer hunting begins, James' theory about Randy Moss, Christina Aguilera and Burlesque, blown by Ruth, and celebrities come to Minnesota.

20 Podcast October 29, 2010 Oct. 29, 2010

Halloween costumes, James' trip to Seattle, more about dog poop, Rally to Restore Sanity, political ads and voting, our upcoming Lavish events, marketing faux pas, fascinating jobs and the news we find interesting.

19 Podcast October 21, 2010 Oct. 21, 2010

Ruth has a James Matheson moment, roommate stories, strange and embarrassing purchase combinations, Ruth's memories of the Clarence Thomas Senate hearings, a double giveaway of By The Yard rocking chairs, Kevin Garnett, more on Brett Favre, Undercover Boss, Viking's tail gate partying and our predictions on the upcoming election.

18 Podcast October 13, 2010 Oct. 13, 2010

Brett Favre shouldn't wear pink, another Hollywood "trial separation", Ladies Night at Lavish, our dogs are the new babies, the Zombie Crawl, and Ruth gets pulled over.

17 Podcast October 4, 2010 Oct. 4, 2010

Things that we love, Twins vs. Yankees series, the Today Sponge, a truly stupid criminal in Florida, the Renaissance Festival, James explains 4 Square, why Kevyn loves the fall but dislikes October, and the Las Vegas death ray!

16 Podcast Sept 24, 2010 Sept. 24, 2010

Our biggest hates including technology, large corporations and Ticketmaster, the new season of Glee, why Kevyn dislikes the Parent Trap, our estate sale, pornography, Ruth's early Christmas gift, and words we want to bring back.

15 RuthToday Podcast Sept. 13, 2010 Sept. 13, 2010

Kevyn and Ruth's estate sale, tooth brushing at the State Fair, losing other people's kids, the north shore, Facebook misunderstandings, and did James get married in Vegas?

14 Ruth Today Podcast Aug 20, 2010 Aug. 20, 2010

Time shifting, a close encounter with bats, Kevyn's old fogey moment, rate our show on the ITunes store, Roberto calls other girls hot is that cheating, our new favorite candy bar, and the State Fair. Kevyn and Ruth ponder peeing while upright; You Go Girl!

13 Ruth Today Podcast August 11, 2010 Aug. 11, 2010

Tragic tarring accidents, baby 20 for the Duggars, voting and Mark Dayton, should women shave their armpits, modern art, Table Talk, Don Shelby, what people call number one and number two and the "open door policy" at work.

12 Ruth Today Podcast July 29th, 2010 July 29, 2010

A very special podcast, Minnesota road construction, Ruth's talking caller ID, Obama on the View, a listener shares a weird Wisconsin vacation moment, why the tropical fish love James, our new rap names, Bristol Palin and Levin's current abstinence, Bachelorette predictions Roberto or Chris, Kevyn's Gubenatorial platform, what James and ...

11 Ruth Today Podcast July 21, 2010 July 22, 2010

Kevyn and Ruth say words into a microphone they've never said before, Ruth's trip back from Grand Marais, senior moments, Pat Forciea, car towing stories, losing the man card, what America's Funniest Home Videos should really be called, Wisconsin crimes and a shocking ending!

10 Ruth Today Podcast July 7, 2010 July 7, 2010

The Fourth of July "incidents", Vienna and Jake, Jillian and Ed, Kevyn's first car,Taste of Minnesota, the World Cup, Lindsey Lohan going to jail, today's summer intern is different, James' horrible day, the Twilight phenomenon and peeing by the side of the road.

9 Ruth Today Podcast June 30, 2010 June 30, 2010

Ruth's trip to the hospital, who's the weird one?, Toy Story III, Breast Cancer Ride, Joan Rivers, Lance Armstrong, James works on a reality TV show, the Bachelorette, Megan Fox, Ricky Martin, comments from listeners, vampires and teens, the mysteries of dating.

8 Ruth Today Podcast June 18, 2010 June 18, 2010

Cell phone issues, tornadoes in the Twin Cities, How to Talk Minnesotan, Ethel Merman, the Cowsills, the Osmonds, Minnesota State Fair memories, travel in Ohio, our first Super Fan, collecting things, Dudley Riggs, and James runs in marathons--really?

7 Ruth Today Podcast June 10, 2010 June 10, 2010

Kevyn and Ruth's Excellent Adventure, another novel solution to the Gulf Oil Spill, James and the wedding debacle, debtor's prison, online dating, our new comment line, things that make you sound old, the new puppy,Chex, and meadows and rain.

6 Ruth Today Podcast June 2, 2010 June 2, 2010

Hoarding stuff vs. de-cluttering your house and life, thoughts on Sara Palin, Dr. Laura and Al and Tipper Gore, gay marriage, Leviticus, accidents with bees, Bea Arthur and the Sleep Number Bed.

5 Ruth Today Podcast May 26, 2010 May 26, 2010

Air conditioning woes, the car of the future, Minnesota Twins firsts in the new stadium, Tony Oliva, American Idol Finale, Dancing with the Stars Finale, plus we explain the oil spill and come up with a good solution!

4 Ruth Today Podcast May 12, 2010 May 13, 2010

Oral surgery, Vicodin, mice, Mother's Day, Kevyn's new job, Facebook, college graduation, irrational fears, Cinco de Mayo, listener comments and questions, and win a By the Yard Rocking chair!

3 Ruth Today Podcast May 4, 2010 May 7, 2010

Why are we doing this, airport security secrets, deer, Medicare and other health insurance, corporate greed, how to feel secure about money, prom, bad gift giving stories.

2 Ruth Today Podcast April 26, 2010 May 4, 2010

Texting, Twittering, Kate Gosselin, Dr. Laura, Octomom, Dr. Ruth, Brett Michaels, Aging but Dangerous, IT people, bad drive thru lines, and how to win a gift certificate!

1 Ruth Today Podcast April 19, 2010 April 20, 2010

Infidelity, Larry King, Jesse James, volcanoes in Iceland, product placements, and the inappropriate and embarassing things we've said to people.